I was watching “Leave It To Beaver” the other day. The episode involved the Beav … despite a warning from his parents … going to school wearing a sweatshirt with a picture of a “three-eyed space monster” on the front. That got him sent to the principal’s office, where Ward had to come in and bring him home to change. The principal told the Cleavers that the sweatshirt was “disruptive to the other students and the learning process.” Ward, pissed that Beaver disobeyed his order not to wear the shirt, grounded him for the weekend.

I can only wonder how they’d react if Beaver walked into class wearing one of my kids’ Slayer t-shirts.

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